If a guy is a great dancer, does it mean he’s good in bed? Yes. He’s good in bed. With other men.
Quagmire’s idea of a scary campfire story… I’ve been here before.
According to Jon Stewart, perhaps Israel would be more inclined to negotiate with Palestine if they simply changed the spelling of their name to Palestein.
June 4, 2011.
“In Greek, nostalgia literally means the pain from an old wound.
It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.
It takes us to a place where we ache to go again.
To a place where we know we were loved.”
Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel? Hmm, in any case, I do know it’s a four-lane highway, but it takes two to use the car-pool lane. I guess what I’m trying to say is, what the younger generation has learned is that there’s nothing for us to watch on CBS, and you’ve got to be yourself. A man has to love you for you, not some costume. He’s gotta love who you are.
You’re too cool. Yes, you.
TGIF, y’all.
What Would Don Draper Do?
“What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.”
“I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.”
“Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay. You are okay.”
Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network. We’re both looking at stuff we’re never going to do.
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
