If a guy is a great dancer, does it mean he’s good in bed? Yes. He’s good in bed. With other men.
Tosh.O
- Brig: What material do you think this shirt is made of?
- Kenny: I don't know. What?
- Brig: Girlfriend material.
- Why did the baby cross the road?
- Because you're an irresponsible parent.
Sh*t Single Girls Say. You’re welcome, America.
I’m looking for a LeBron James kind of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
Pimp Bill Clinton. Best new fake Twitter account. Also in gold, “Decided to run for public office again. Please support my bid for mayor of Cougar Town in 2012.”
- Why did the rabbit cross the road?
- To show his girlfriend he could hip-hop!
Sh*t Girls Say by Juliette Lewis.
This made my morning.
Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells? Because she grew out of her B-shells!
Don’t drag Siri into an argument with your wife.
Also, I can’t wait to get a 4S.
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