Luke: “Hey you, get your damn hands off her.”
2 weeks ago - 
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A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I have never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved me past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
Good fun to start your Monday from BM. He’s like a Texas version of John Mayer.
