August 2011
58 posts
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
“Don’t bother going on first dates anymore. Skip right to the second or...”
– Comedian Nick Kroll at Details
2 tags
“When iTunes asks me if I’m sure I want to download a song, I feel like...”
– Rachael S.
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
Best news I've heard in years.
happycap:
Skinny Cow Chocolate Truffle Pops taste just like the old Chocolate Jell-O Pudding Pops.
Minus the thin icy coating.
Whatever. I could really go for some Jell-O Pudding Pops. Everything about them was delicious. Icy coating included.
2 tags
“Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel? Hmm, in...”
– Kelly from Married with Children. “There’s nothing for us to watch on CBS, and you’ve got to be yourself.”
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
A chemist walks into a bar and the bartender asks...
1 tag
ABC7 reporter encounters giant cockroach →
My friend Jason is witness to the mutant roaches that are now homeless (thanks, construction on Wacker Drive)! Well fed, though. They eat like rats.
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
“We were always told that our kids and grandkids would have to pay for our...”
– Jimmy Kimmel
2 tags
3 tags
FRIENDS and "Friends"
Men have so much more potential than to be scavengers for club hook-ups. Not to say there’s anything wrong with enjoying a nightclub. After all, who doesn’t like to go dancing?
Spending time with a friend, and his friends, brought to mind exactly how much this could be a way of life. Life’s a nightclub and every other guy is competition. It’s all about you. At one point,...
2 tags
“You should work for Consumer Reports. You can break anything.”
– Rob O., in response to my A/C going down.
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
“Working on my new book, “The Ten - Make That Nine - Habits of Highly Organized...”
– Steve Martin on Twitter
3 tags
