June 2011
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A little boy asks his grandmother, “Grandma, what’s it called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?” The grandmother replies, “Why, that’s called sexual intercourse.”
The boy considers this, then runs outside to join his friends.
A few minutes later, he runs back in and says, “Grandma, you were wrong - it’s...
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“First dine n ditch today. Or not! I caught the guy across the tracks in an alley...”
– Roger Herring, Chef at Socca in Lincoln Park. His food kicks ass, too.
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“You don’t have to be smart to laugh at a fart…but you’d be stupid not to.”
– Louis C.K., just now on the Daily Show. (via karlwithak)
It’s like I say. It’s stupid not to laugh at a dumb joke.
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James Altucher Is A Hero →
James Altucher writes my favorite blog on the Web (jamesaltucher.com). I rifle media opportunities his way, because I like the guy and he’s responsive. Also, he has great stories. Love this duder.
johncarney:
The subject of this post wasn’t supposed to be me at all. It’s James Altucher, who was the featured speaker of the evening. James was speaking about the high price of college....
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“If you have two Arnold Palmers, that doesn’t mean you have one iced tea...”
– Bill Simmons on the Pistons drafting combo-guard Brandon Knight while they have combo-guard Rodney Stuckey under contract
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Scientific American: Fat Substitutes May Make You... →
I gave up on the dream of olestra fried chicken once I learned about the side fx.
Dieters can choose from an array of snacktackular options in which sugars and fats are replaced by artificial, low-calorie substitutes. That sleight of hand seems ingenious. You can let your body think it’s getting the sweets and fats it craves while keeping the calorie count to a minimum.
But the new study...
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“Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network. We’re both...”
– Comedienne Whitney Cummings
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“(AOL)… throw 300 mil at huffpo because they don’t pay their writers,...”
– Rick D.
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Someday there will be a book of Charles Barkley...
Charles Barkley: “I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper.”
bees-knees:
My favorite Barkley quote from this season is the following: “I keep a house in Philly because that’s where I became a man.”
This is a close second.
redeyechicago:
More basketball stuff. We can’t help ourselves. There’s just to much good stuff to...
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“Trial or not, John Edwards is the Charlie Sheen of American politics — great...”
– Democratic consultant Jack Quinn (via MSNBC: meredithbklyn)
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Those of you who have slammed Garden & Gun in the... →