May 2011
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“If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of...”
– Zapp Branigan
May 30th
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“The same guy who used to stay at the bar drinking premium lights all evening is...”
– MillerCoors Chief Marketing Officer Andy England in Ad Age. The flip side is crafts product higher profit margins. $60.16 per bar and restaurant check on food and drink, compared with $44.18 for the average premium light-beer drinker, says Nielsen.
May 30th
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May 29th
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“They start out nice!”
– Taylor Swift on why she’s attracted to “bad boys.” Oh, honey. (via bees-knees)
May 29th
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“I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.”
– Terrible joke from an 11-year old boy (he’s taking sex ed right now)
May 29th
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May 27th
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May 25th
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contrariwise.: Apparently I’ve angered one of the... →
bees-knees: Apparently I’ve angered one of the female lawyers down the hall. I know this because I can read Bitchface fluently. So waiting for the perfect situation to quote this line. Because I’m in PR, it’s going to happen sooner than later.
May 24th
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May 24th
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“Donald Trump pulls out of Presidential race to complete filming on new reality...”
– Eli Radke on Twitter
May 23rd
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May 20th
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“Going to the Men’s Warehouse Rapture sale to buy a new suit. Jesus is...”
– Jaime Toal, Crispin Porter & Bogusky copywriter
May 20th
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A fine cigarette is like a beautiful woman. The...
May 20th
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May 17th
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“Classic: “Insecure guys will never believe that they deserve you, which...”
– Bankrchick on Twitter. Blogs at Dating-a-Banker-Anonymous.
May 17th
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May 11th
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It occurs to me; the organizational chart of Apple...
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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“At Whole Foods yesterday, I noticed that some genius had bottled, and was...”
– Leyla A.
May 7th
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BlackBerry Playbook: The Fuhrer's Tablet
If the Fuhrer carried a tablet in his manpurse, it would have been the new Playbook from BlackBerry. Along with a few love letters to Eva Braun and a couple of bullets. Because after a week, the more I use it, the more I’m tempted to squeeze a few rounds into its touchscreen. What wouldn’t have been in the manpurse (not pocketbook; manpurse) is apps. No native e-mail, calendar,...
May 6th
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