April 2011
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And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister,...
– Tina Fey’s Prayer for her Daughter (via emilysayshi)
From her new book Bossypants. I just ordered it from Amazon, you know, because there’s only one Borders still standing in the city Chicago. Advance praise:
ADVANCE PRAISE FOR BOSSYPANTS: “Absolutely delicious!” (A Guy Who Eats...
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If that’s true — that a borderline student out of high school was...
– ESPN, on the case of Kansas basketball, Josh Selby, and the NCAA
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Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar....
– Charles Warnke. ”You, the girl who reads… You, who make my life so god damned difficult… I will fail you, because you have dreamed, properly, of someone who is better than I am.”
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if money can’t buy you happiness, then you aren’t spending it on the...
– marxlennon. Strippers don’t interest me, but this man’s Twitter feed does.
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That newspaper/website/tumblr that can’t get enough of your face.
– RedEye Chicago. Right back at ya.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am prepared to take the oath: I am not now, and never...
– Former U.S. Senator Fred Thompson, a Republican, taking issue with news reports that described him showing up at the Iowa State Fair “sporting Gucci loafers” when running for president in 2007. (via officialssay)
Rumors swirl like vultures, and when I heard Fred Thompson was considering a...
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Courtesy Of Moo, AOL’s About.me Allows Users To... →
Oh heck yes. I am all about this. I’m so keeping with the eye patch.
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I want to be the next Snooki. I’ll even wear the poof
– Ryan Lawler, a Boystown resident hoping to be cast in the currently not-quite-defined Boystown reality show that’s in the works (via redeyechicago)
When will people learn. There’s always a reality show in the works.
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Me: Ate an entire pizza when I got home. I was the T-1000 of food last night.
Rob: If there's a thin crust Sarah Connors roaming town, she should be very afraid.
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Scientists say that because all atoms re-form to become other materials &...
– Science editor Dave Waite. True of anyone dead at least 150-200 years.
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If I had a ticket to heaven and you didn’t have one, I would give mine away and...
– Beth B. I think this explains why we hang out. Haha.
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At Friday night's end, I had a breakdown.
It happened when I was verbally dressed down by a guest of mine at the Steppenwolf Theatre Red or White ball at Salvage One. It was about how great I think I am and how people like me are what’s wrong with America. There was also the guest who said I didn’t do real work for a living. Which sent me into this downward spiral of whether I’m good enough to be me. Other things people said this week...
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Only boring people are bored.
– Betty Francis
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