March 2011
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Anheuser-Busch to buy Goose Island for $38.8... →
ediblestrange:
fuckkyeahchicago:
seaofstatic:
For a lot of people, this may seem to be just another business transaction but in my mind it is totally spitting in the face of craft beer. Solidarity in the industry rises from the fight against the Big Three. Not fucking joining them. AB’s portfolio accounts for 48.3% of all retail beer sales.
Goose, you are dead to me. And I’m sorry for my...
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“Flattery is like perfume. It’s okay to smell it, but you don’t want...”
– Butler coach Brad Stevens
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ladies who essentially design their entire lives... →
“Invasion of the Prince Harry Hunters…” a small but resolute group of aspiring princesses who are crossing the ocean in hopes of capturing the redheaded royal’s heart (and the tiara that comes with it)…
In high school, she even abstained from dating, figuring she would “hold out for royalty.” Now, she spends her weekends dragging classmates to Harry’s favorite restaurants...
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“My dad’s review of the fondue place, Geja’s, that we took him to...”
– Anish S.
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An Irish Man is sitting in the pub with his wife. He says, “I love you.”
She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”
He replies, “It’s me - talking to the beer.”
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“There’s a fine line between clever and stupid.”
– David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
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“Donald Trump “wants to run for the White House. It wouldn’t be the...”
– Snoop Dogg
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“Take Your Friendships Seriously. Especially the ones you’ve had for a long...”
– HowAboutWe.com
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Me: Curse of my life is waiting for the next best thing to come out.
Rick: Get it now and be disappointed when the new version comes out, or wait and be disappointed by the new version.
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
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David Landsel: 10 signs of pandemonium in Tokyo →
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1) Trains are being held momentarily due to red signals. 2) The corner bakery runs out of pain au chocolat. 3) A pedestrian is walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk… 4) …and they’re not getting out of the way as you approach. 5) Red lights flashing on vending machines. 6) Dark Jumbotrons. 7) Someone sneezes without covering up with their hand. 8) One of the two Hermes...
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Me: Babe...
Girl: Stop calling me a pig!
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Blogging... The transformation of a personal...
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“I’ve got a heart full of rubber bands that keep getting caught on things.”
– Kate Brannen
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Coffee > Blueberries. →
I’m the healthiest man alive. “Moderate coffee drinkers (1 to 3 cups/day) have lower rates of stroke than noncoffee drinkers, an effect linked to coffee’s antioxidants. Coffee has more antioxidants per serving than blueberries, making it the biggest source of antioxidants in American diets.”
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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
There was glitter on the hat I wore at last Wednesday’s Mardi Gras party. After showering the next morning, there was still glitter in my hair. And it appears there’s glitter on my sweater. And coat, too. I wonder where else it’s hiding.
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Two trees and a woodpecker
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling.
The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a...
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to...
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