December 2011
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Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
Anise India Forum by way of kellyoxford: For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives… When questioned about any regrets they had or anything they would do differently, common themes surfaced again and again. 2. I wish I didn’t work...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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“Siri-ously? An actual conversation with my iPhone? My therapist is not going to...”
– Robin Dick, art director of MacLife magazine
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he could hip-hop!
Dec 28th
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If a Number Two pencil is so important, why isn't...
Dec 28th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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“It’s “real” under erasure, of course. Reality is a construct.”
– Ac D.’s exposition on Burton Place
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Starting a hockey blog. FireGordonBombay.com
Dec 22nd
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A Night Out with the Mighty Ducks
Luke and I just invented the following. The Gordon Bombay: half Gordon’s vodka, half Bombay gin Knucklepuck: Same thing as the Gordon Bombay, form of a shot. Speaking of, Kenan Thompson on SNL? He was the goalie. Kenan also starred in Nickelodeon’s ‘Kenan & Kel.’ What happened to Kel? Apparently, he goes by Sisqo.  Yah. That Sisqo. Thong, thong thong thong thong. ...
Dec 22nd
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Today, one eye is near-sighted, and the other sees...
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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“I’m disillusioned by the people who are disillusioned by Obama, quite honestly,...”
– George Clooney. This is excellent PR. If you don’t tell people what to think, then they’ll believe what someone else has to say, and I’ve always felt it’s very important to put out the best possible version of yourself. But whoever it is, they’re not who they say they...
Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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New Year's Resolutions
It’s challenging enough coming up with resolutions for the new year on the New Year’s Eve, and now that I’m faced with the frost-biting reality of some big changes for 2012, what I’ve realized is I’d better get a jump on it now. Appreciate my time off. It’s the small moments that meant the most this past year. I’m going to make more of them count. Take...
Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Why did the mermaid start wearing seashells? Because she grew out of her B-shells!
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st