August 2010
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(Deep Thoughts) :t = handlebar moustache
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Fake charities are a real scam.
I recently came across an organization claiming to be a not-for-profit donating money to cancer research.  They were looking for volunteers from a non-profit I work with to help out at one of their events.  This stuff sickens me. Their organization funds workshops that have nothing to do with cancer support - it’s run by a guy who uses these workshops to sell more of his products and...
Aug 30th
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Me: “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Rob: Gay dudes won it.
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Aug 29th
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?...
Aug 28th
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Aug 25th
I think Bill Clinton would have to be the world's...
Aug 25th
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Paris Hilton found out you can make it in...
Aug 25th
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“If my job was a person, I’d marry it.”
Aug 25th
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Collaboration software is not collaborating with...
As I’m looking into services like Microsoft SharePoint and IBM LotusLive, I’m beginning to see that trying to implement any of the above may be more trouble than its worth.  Just Jargon must be their slogan.  After all, their Web sites make it nearly impossible to see how it works and how it’s priced.  Nothing is straightforward.  Arcane, bureaucratic language from one end to the...
Aug 25th
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Dear Random Girl who Stole My Sunglasses off My...
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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1: What kind of sex do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
2: A gang bang.
Aug 19th
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America's most popular threesome: two dudes and an...
Aug 18th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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I feel like blogspot is where all of my Southern...
graceinsmallthings: seeherfly: “Oh MY!  I do love a good sale!” “here are my favorite dip recipes!” “EVERY good Southern wife knows how to bake the perfect peach cobbler”  “Today’s sermon really go me thinkin” (via smashley) I agree with this statement. Also, add to this: LiveJournal and Xanga. FACT: Back in 2005, prior to Tumblr or Wordpress, both Lemon and I had Xangas. (Sorry, Lemon,...
Aug 15th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (336): I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Aug 15th
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“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, 1945 (via quote-book). Just call me Holden Caulfield.
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (507): Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club.
Aug 15th
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“New Orleans bound. And so is the storm, Bonnie. They should give these things...”
– Mark D.
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
“Because of their track record of killing Americans, I can’t support the...”
– Anil Dash
Aug 15th
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Did you know FDR also drank a gallon of coffee...
Aug 12th
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What's the difference between a rat and a...
Aug 8th
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“Let’s man up and finish your Smirnoff Ice.”
– DC
Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Everyone has a price
A PR rep for Perdue chicken walks into the Vatican press office and offers $1 million if the pope agrees to change the words in the Lord’s Prayer from “…give us this day our daily bread” to “… give us this day our daily chicken.” The cardinal in charge throws the guy out.  After repeated attempts and raising the offer to more than $100 million, the cardinal finally concedes...
Aug 6th
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“Picking a winning flip-cup team is just like jury selection.”
– AG
Aug 3rd