January 2011
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December 2010
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Dec 31st
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reptile dysfunction.
bees-knees: what three year olds think Viagra is for. lol. my first PR outpost in Chicago made me a spokesperson for testosterone replacement therapy. It comes in this gel form that you rub on your shoulders once a… Okay, I’ll stop now.
Dec 31st
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“With the number of publicists we have down here, you’d think we’d have a better...”
– Satan (via strongerbonds)
Dec 30th
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“To avoid overdrinking at business dinners, publicist Philip Chang makes sure...”
– Bugger. I’ve been outed by the Chicago Tribune again. “Alcohol: How to cut back or quit drinking.”
Dec 30th
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“To avoid overdrinking at business dinners, publicist Philip Chang makes sure...”
– Bugger. I’ve been outed by the Chicago Tribune again. “Alcohol: How to cut back or quit drinking.”
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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There's a National Cougar Convention in Chicago?... →
Prepare yourself for the National Cougar Convention, an evening of Mrs. Robinson-style romance set amidst the glamour of an Embassy Suites ballroom near O’Hare, prowling into town this Saturday.  If you remember reading The Most Dangerous Game in high school (CliffsNotes version: some rich guys hunt protagonist through jungle for sport), you’ll find that this is exactly like that....
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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“THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for...”
– Larry David, New York Times. This is the first year I’ve finished my tax forms so soon. Without knowing the specifics, I’m just peeved that I’m probably going to have to re-do them now.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dear Indiana University. Anyone who calls...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“An anarchist is someone who doesn’t need a cop to make him behave.”
– Ammon Hennacy (via creedminusgun)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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About.Me to become Aol.Me? →
“You’re among the first we’re inviting to build and launch your about.me profile. Bear with us as we fix remaining issues. We’re excited you’re now part of our exclusive Partner, Friends & Family launch.” I was psyched. I mean, hell, about.me went into beta on the 14th and I received my invite on the 16th. It was like being let in on something cool before...
Dec 21st
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Julia Sea: Ragu Sauce Over Barilla Noodles →
  Now in my thirties, this still strikes close. If I had one piece of advice for myself in my 20s, it would have been to take more time off to do the things that mean something while you’re still in your 20s. I would have listened to my parents more. I also would have taken their advice less. You only have to live by your parents rules when they are bankrolling your life. All else; make...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“Some guys have game like they have the directions.”
– April F.
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Playstation app for iPhone? LAME. "It only does...
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Q: Why is winter a designer's favorite season?
A: Because of all the white space.
Dec 16th
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“Kindness covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I...”
– Roger Ebert (via tulletulle)
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Thanks for your support!
pberntsen: borderlinephil: pberntsen: I’m at P.F. Chang’s (5633 Bay St, in Bay Street Emeryville, Emeryville). http://4sq.com/50xkDw P.F. Chang’s was started by two guys named Philip Chang and Philip Fleming.  In that case, we should have been hooked up. At least with a few cabbage rolls. What does it say about me as a person that I travel halfway across the country to go to a P.F....
Dec 15th
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“I’m thinking about getting the Lacoste alligator tattooed on my chest....”
– Luke C.
Dec 15th
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“Glasses don’t make people think you’re any smarter. They’re...”
Dec 15th
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Thanks for your support!
pberntsen: I’m at P.F. Chang’s (5633 Bay St, in Bay Street Emeryville, Emeryville). http://4sq.com/50xkDw P.F. Chang’s was started by two guys named Philip Chang and Philip Fleming.
Dec 15th
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“Glasses don’t make people think you’re any smarter. They’re...”
Dec 15th
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I want this new Google Nexus S phone something bad, but I know that in five months they are probably going to have something with a dual-core processor, better cameras, and a wish machine.
Dec 15th