July 2009
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“RUMOR: Mac OS X 10.7 will be called Hot Cougar and upgrades will gently force...”
– rstevens (via apollosraven)
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txtsfrmlstnght: (580): White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I’m healthy.
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“The god is Goldman. You subjugate yourself to that god, and in return we will...”
– This week’s issue of New York magazine has a few words to say about the beast named Goldman Sachs, but I think it makes a statement about loyalty.  If employers are wondering where loyalty went, it left as soon as the companies decided they didn’t have an obligation to workers, either. ...
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I ate a entire jar of pickles yesterday and I’ve been in a prickly mood.  If I weren’t a man, I’d swear I might be pregnant.  Speaking of which, pickles may be the worst pregnancy gift in the history of gifts.  It’s what the President of my former Agency gave two of his employees when they became pregnant.  ”Hi, congratulations on your pregnancy and thanks for your...
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ListenSpeaking of Petra Haden, this is her cover...
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Me: Florida is where people go to die.
MM: Philip! My parents live there.
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“I’d love to stay and chat but you’re a total bitch.”
– Stewie, Family Guy
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“Wise words from college journalism prof just resurfaced: “Begin at the...”
– CC, magazine editor and Obama campaign blogger
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WatchWatch
How the government spends our tax dollars
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“The greatest American weakness: The desire to be on television. It’s...”
– John Oliver, British correspondent on The Daily Show
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“I was told she was smart, funny, and attractive. In other words, the holy...”
– NS
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“If you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, the...”
– A poker maxim
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There’s nothing like 1:34 a.m. instant messenger chats with potential clients.  The last time I saw this fellow, we were being fitted for jackets at Ralph Lauren.
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Jon Gosselin's Charm Makes Girls Drop Pants, Jobs →
“Well, it’s official. Jon Gosselin’s love has driven the Star magazine reporter assigned to cover the “Jon & Kate + 8” star to quit her job over fears of a “conflict of interest.”
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"GM designed in dangers in its automobiles knowing... →
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