June 2009
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Today's Diet Plan
9 a.m. Coffee
12:30 p.m. Ajasteak
3 p.m. Berry Chill
6 p.m. RockIt
9 p.m. Coffee
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Comebacks by the Ladies Of Saved By The Bell
hortenseg:
Lisa Turtle:
“If you don’t get rid of Linda, I’m gonna throw her out the wind-a.”
“I’ll go with you when worms have ears.”
“I hope your dad had “dork” insurance.”
“Girl, if I were Leslie I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.”
“Can the sweet talk. You’re giving me a zit.”
“I’m going to tell you this as gently as I can - you’re...
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If you're a rock star, Denny's has $1000 for you →
One of my favorite campaigns of recent memory, Denny’s gave away $1000 cards to emerging musicians who are on tour. Then, the musicians created items for a new, late-night “rockstar” menu. They also used Twitter and Myspace to help promote the band’s concerts and after-parties at Denny’s. Denny’s even changed their music to rock and country between the hours...
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RT @ommaedblog: getting lot's of icky pitches from... →
(via prfail)
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“Would like to cancel my subscription ‘cuz I don’t need your issues.”
– Michael Jackson, lyric from “PYT”
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Why Men Cheat, According to CNN →
Thanks for sending this, Nadine. So many quotables. So true.
“We cheat because we’re cavemen, and our half-gorilla brains demand we spread as much of our seed over as much fertile ground as possible to make sure that our little caveboys have the chance to grow up and do likewise. And we do this quickly, mind you, because you never know when a woolly mammoth will shish kabob us on...
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Cavs Win 2010 NBA Championship with ESP
Lisa Salter: Have you spoken to LeBron since the trade?
Shaq: No, I haven't had any verbal conversations with LeBron, but I have had many mental conversations with LeBron, and he knows that.
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“Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon are going to have a killer show in hell tonight.”
– NH
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In honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will purchase legitimate CDs. Limewire just isn’t cutting it. And easier than ripping tracks from vinyl to mp3.
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This is what happens when people decide to do... →
An actor threatens a blogger over a bad press release posted to the Web. Comments:
“Now, folks, here’s where I am floored. This guy is trying to be an actor - someone whose entire career is dependent upon media attention. He is someone who has hired a publicist to get his name in the press and manage his image with the media. And, yet, here he is writing and sending out his own...
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Campaign Against Rival Could Haunt FedEx →
In a multimillion-dollar marketing campaign introduced Tuesday, FedExobjected to legislation that would make it easier to unionize the company by accusing its rival, United Parcel Service, of taking a government bailout.
The FedEx-sponsored Web site BrownBailout.com (brown is both U.P.S.’s color and nickname) says that U.P.S. is “quietly seeking a Congressional bailout designed to limit...
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WatchJon Stewart rips MSNBC’s deal with Starbucks
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Joshua Bell Plays the DC Metro →
“In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition. No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one...
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What being a shitty boyfriend has taught me about... →
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“I hate to be the one to break it to ya ladies… but wearing all black and a...”
– Jennifer M.
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Star of MTV's 'The City' Fake Works at Diane Von...
This is how far behind I am in catching up on reading New York magazine. From the December 29th issue… Although word has it that Season One was such a dog that she is being re-fitted with two new best girls to talk her in and out of trouble.
As if we needed to remind you, Whitney Port’s Hillsspinoff, The City, premieres tonight on MTV. Lest the magic of television fool you,...
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A friend of mine had a dream. In this dream, his name was Peter and he owned a convenience store which sold lids. Just lids. Their jingle was:
“Come on down To Peter’s Sugar Pots Come on down We have everything you want As long as what you want is a bunch of fuckin’ lids”
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“If you want to go out, let’s go out. If you don’t, you don’t....”
– Dating perspective from a Chicago woman in her early thirties.
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WatchJudo marketing is the practice of using brands with bigger names than yourselves to send attention your direction. The Wall Street Journal reports.
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“1) Chicks love getting their picture taken. Love it. 2) It’s really easy...”
– RL
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Top 5 reasons why “The customer is Always Right”... →
1: It makes employees unhappy
2: It gives abrasive customers an unfair advantage
3: Some customers are bad for business
4: It results in worse customer service
5: Some customers are just plain wrong
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How Not to Get a Job in PR, by Newman →
In addition to my PR responsibilities, I am also in charge of the employee hiring process. I field cover letters and resumes, handle initial interviews and administer our agency writing test. Sometimes this work is interesting and even enjoyable. Sometimes it’s baffling. Not to mention irritating.
My most recent HR experience certainly fell into the latter two categories. I had received via...
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I would love to see someone do a fictional...
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“Dear week — enough with the foreplay, let’s get to the weekend....”
– LD
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"MSU Radio Host Melts Fucking Down on the Air" →
In one of his more lucid moments, he demands the coaching staff be replaced by Teddy Ruxpin and HR Pufnstuf. Then, he starts saying somereally weird shit.
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The Hangover
“I haven’t been this sad since my grandfather died.”
“Oh… when did your grandfather die?”
“World War Two.”
“Oh… I didn’t know he was in the war.”
“He wasn’t… ski accident in Vermont during the war.”
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“It doesn’t end! Besides watching them on I’m A Celebrity Get Me...”
– PD’s Facebook update. Funny thing is my new meme is “The Spencer Pratt Approach to PR.” Any press is good press as long as it gets people talking about you.