April 2009
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Drunk Texting, Anonymized. See, and submit here. →
(484): problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
(713): we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
(201): she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
(202): I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
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Complimentary Passes to ART Chicago →
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Just in case you care.....
caseyculture:
Even though most young New Yorkers aren’t hitting up clubland as they used to thanks to the recession, Noah Tepperberg and Jason Straus (of Marquee and Tao fame) are throwing caution to the wind and are about to unveil Avenue, the newest “it” club in Chelsea. The new spot will only hold 275 people and there will be no dancing, only seating. I guess they think that makes it...
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“At the heart of a child’s relationship with technology is a paradox - that...”
– Lowell Monke, assistant professor of education, Wittenberg University
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Best coffee to serve your enemies and your...
Kopi Luwak coffee from Java is made from the dropping of the tree dwelling Luwak cat; it is believed that their digestive systems add a rich flavour to the bean. This rare delicacy is consequently both the most expensive, and unpleasant-sounding brew in the world.
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"Why I love making obscene phone calls." British...
I’ve always loved talking on the phone. Some people hate it. They screen calls and never ring back, especially women. Women have consistently not returned my calls or given me their correct phone number. I’m sure that most of them are just shy and don’t feel that they can handle my fast-paced, jetset lifestyle. It does get a bit lonely sometimes, and that’s when I...
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“Science is done by scientists. Then a press release is written by a...”
– Ben Goldacre, doctor and journalist
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“For a classy dinner I would not come here”
– Re: John Barleycorn Schaumburg
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Reaching out to morning shows
One network makes a big difference:
CBS Early Show - 2.9 million viewers
ABC Good Morning America - 5 million viewers
CNN American Morning - 454,000 viewers
NBC Today Show - 6 million viewers
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I pledge to stop using the words “dude” and “man” as in “alright, man,” or “hey, dude.”
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The business at the Tribune →
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Chicago Tribune Layoffs
Mary L. Dedinsky, Web Editor, Metro Russell Working, General Assignment Reporter/Writer, Oak Brook Bureau Susan Diesenhouse, Real Estate Feature Writer Josephine Napolitano, General Assignment Reporter/Writer, Tinley Park Bureau. Eric Benderoff, Technology Reporter, Financial News David Trotman-Wilkins, Staff Photographer Candice Cusic, Staff Photographer John Smierciak, Staff Photographer Charles...
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Making the world a better place, one latte at a...
My friend Rob is the emperor of passing it forward, and Starbucks is his kingdom. The next time the person in line behind you is clearly having a rough one, buy them a cup of whatever they’re having.
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The 20 Male Poses of Facebook →
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What's your sign?
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you...
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“You don’t get what you deserve, you get what you get.”
– Son of a South Vietnamese general. When they moved to the U.S., his father became a janitor in order to support the family.
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Totally just realized I can’t use an “I’m seeing somebody” excuse to girls I’m not interested in if my Facebook status says I’m “single.” Better jump on that.
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Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate...
From Roger Ebert’s review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (0 stars): “The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year’s Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were ‘ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the...
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A PR co was sending me mails and ignoring stop... →
(via prfail)
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“A PC is no bargain when it doesn’t do what you want.”
– Bill Evans, spokesperson for Apple
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Fake Steve Jobs wants you to pitch him →
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Yesterday, a girl said to me that she wants to attend a fundraiser because a lot of people with money will probably be there. She admits to not knowing much about the cause, but knows that it supports one similar to what she’s trying to create. Her friend is also on their associates council, who doesn’t know much about the cause, either - but knows that there are moneyed patrons in...
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What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks.
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'Ding Dong Dash': Kutcher to Race CNN to 1 Million... →
The race is on in Twitterland, where actor Ashton Kutcher has announced that he will try to beat CNN to reach 1 million followers on the popular social networking site.
If he succeeds, he tweeted that he will “ding dong ditch” CNN founder Ted Turner’s house while he’s shooting his next movie in Atlanta. In other words, he’ll ring the doorbell and run, if indeed he...
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What a shame. One of my favorite account executives was just laid off. I left a message on her Facebook wall, “Dear (name redacted). Let me know how I can make your life better. Your #1 fan, -phil-“
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Strategy for countering Domino's viral video →
Excellent read. No, must read.
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I’m going to promote a film by putting out statement from the main character’s publicist.
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It’s not smoker’s breath that gets to me; it’s the combination of that, and morning breath, which is capital punishment.