December 2009
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“I just finished another painting. This one’s a pointillist depiction of...”
– RAL
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Business Expert Demands Magicians in All Airline... →
“Adam Hanft writes about business strategy and stuff for some semi-respectable news outlets, but he made the mistake of hiring Ronn [sic] Torossian’s 5WPR to get him some press, and they are making him sound like a moron. Big time!” - Gawker
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“As publishers create tablet formats and iPhone apps, they vow they won’t repeat...”
– Jack Shafer (via meredithnyc)
Dec 30th
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among the 430 magazines that folded in 2009
graceinsmallthings: Playgirl - Playgirl Inc., Jan/Feb 2009 (moved to online only) Plenty magazine - Plenty, January 2009 Country Home - Meredith Corp, March 2009 Domino - Condé Nast, March 2009 Hallmark Magazine - Hallmark Cards, March 2009 Figure Magazine - Charming Shoppes, March/April 2009 Blender - Alpha Media, April 2009 Portfolio - Condé Nast - April 2009 Best Life - Rodale, May...
Dec 30th
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Expose Fake Boobs Using Only a Flashlight →
Dec 30th
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“People like the names of mothers, grandmothers and other relatives on their...”
– Using Menu Psychology to Entice Diners - NYTimes.com A fascinating article about the psychology behind restaurant menus. (ht AFT) (via lizlemon)
Dec 29th
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Ohio State benchwarmer becomes all-star athlete... →
New York Times article on how Mark Titus’ blog, Club Trillion, is setting a precedent for athlete-fan communication.  Titus is a senior on Coach Thad Matta’s basketball team, averaging 0.2 points and 0.2 assists.  It’s still a fifth of a bucket more than I’ll ever score for a collegiate basketball squad.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“One of the problems is newspapers fired so many journalists and turned them...”
– Media consultant Alan Mutter. NYTimes: Adding Fees and Fences on Media Sites http://s.nyt.com/u/AMx (via adamiss)
Dec 29th
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The missing Iranian Nuclear Scientist
johncarney: Here’s my version of the big McClatchey story about the missing Iranian scientist. The US discovers the scientist is headed to Mecca for a pilgrimage. Attempts to recruit him as a defector. Scientist refuses to defect. US leaks to Iran that it’s top Mid East recruiter is also in Mecca, hoping to scare scientist into defecting. Iran sends agents to capture scientist if it...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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The paper boy drove into our mailbox.
Awesome-town USA. That’s what happens when you’re snowed-in. If someone were to get smart, they’d go dual threat on us and combine a snow plow with a newspaper delivery service.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
– Thomas Edison
Dec 26th
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Finding it rather ironic that Tiger was voted “Player of the Year” by other PGA golfers.
Dec 26th
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“Of course I have a Santa hat on. Otherwise the terrorists win.”
– RO
Dec 25th
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy and The Muppets perform a permasmile-inducing rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” accompanied by The Roots and the incessant squeeing of your inner-child.
Dec 24th
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Me: How was your date last night?
RO: If by date, you mean laying on my couch eating spaghetti, then yes. I banged the shit out of my date. I went to bed at 11, and woke up at 10. I feel like a new man.
Dec 23rd
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“Avatar is a Ferrari with a hamster wheel for a narrative engine.”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“A company can’t get public support on one hand and expect straight-up free...”
– New York magazine
Dec 21st
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“What do the most re-tweeted tweets and love songs have in common? The word...”
– KL
Dec 20th
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This Magic Moment
johncarney: You know that night, right? The one where suddenly everything fell into place. You never expected it. It wasn’t supposed to be that type of night. It wasn’t a date. It wasn’t anything, really. But there you were. Realizing that it was the night. You’d probably never feel like this around someone again. When her arm touched yours, when your arm went around her waist, you thought...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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“No, you would not like a mandolin. We have one and I almost cut my finger off...”
– My father, in response to my asking for a mandolin for Christmas.  Or not. (Part of a continuing Liz Lemon series: Letters from my father) (via lizlemon)
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (604): Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and...
Santa stops at three hos.
Dec 17th
“Nickelback just sold 15 million albums. I don’t know who the fuck has one....”
Dec 17th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (608): I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Hangover cures can ease the ache of too much cheer →
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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There's this Southern joke about being chased by a...
You don’t have to outrun the bear.  You just have to out-run the other people the bear is chasing.
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I hereby revoke his man card.
txtsfrmlstnght: (919): Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Dec 16th
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“Forget your opponents, always play against par.”
– Sam Snead
Dec 15th